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1. Kitten hates tau cause he dated one? 7:41

2. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Vulkan is such a pure soul

4. Very lore, much hilarity.

5. Every Time Loads of imperial forces congregate and do anything ever its called a crusade
   so if they all get together and do paper crafts is it a crusade then?

6. this has 40k likes. mission accomplished bois!

7. Do you love how mutch that one raven guard marine sua OOoOA

8. Who was that GI Joe lookin ass that saved Corvus?
   Nvm: Sly Marbo

9. I have always loved how Posh Tu’Shan is.

10. Absolutely lost it at sly marbos appearance lmao perfect

11. This is why I love catachans, there way of speaking is the best

12. Vulkan can boop nuclear toads

13. I like how they spent a really good portion of their visit to catachan discussing why catachan jungle fighters dont wear body armor.

14. ROFL Fuck I need more Sly Marbo cameos.

15. My two favourite primarchs °_°

16. I swear that man shouldve been a Space Marine.

    And slow him down?

17. I was just thinking The Beast has been quiet for quite a while but then…

    “I BE FULL OF SURPRISES!”

18. I find it funny how there really nothing about this Strakkan that’s exaggerated or is a parody of the canon version.

19. Corvus and vulkan walk into the throne room Magnus oh hey vulkan and Corvus if u thought terra was under siege ur wrong father has turned me back to the imperium’s fold

20. Im sad that I will never be able to see the end of the broadtrip

21. I want to be a raven guard a 19 day nap sounds delightful

22. the way vulkan laughs and just immediately keel over is exactly my kind of slapstick comedy. just HAHA! Thunk. also, fuck GW

23. 19:45
    A Catachan covered in living metal/aesthetically marketable armor already is a thing:
    Theyre called _Striking Scorpions_ .

24. Ah yes Magnus holding a cookie fantastic

25. CAW

26. 27:12 u can see sly in the background

27. Nobody here is talking about the cookie at 5:26 ?

    MORE COOKIE FOR ME

28. Ha ha they have starcraft 1 cutscene reference. That aint no dog. Its a Zergling, Lester.

29. I still love how Gunny Harker calls Vulkan the Jolly Green Giant! LMAO

30. T H E W A L L O F G U N S

31. The fact we prol never will see them reach terra hurts me on a special area

32. Vulkan kinda of sounds russian

    1. * Jamaican

33. Vulcan kind of reminds me of my my teacher from Jamaica

34. I just realise that after the crash of the ship the thicc astropath died.

35. I still think this episode fo Bro Trip is the best one so far. Partially because its the longest one so far but also because it really gives justice to Corax. Later episodes have him basically go full emo who gave up on everything and just wants to die.

36. If I may be constructive, I feel like this one didn’t need to be half an hour long. It sort of feels like a lot of jokes are drawn out and as a result, a lot of jokes feel like they overstay their welcome. Such as a lot of jokes involving Corvus mooding about. Even the funniest joke with Vulkun booping da frog certain moments feel like they go on for a little longer than they should.

    But its good that only ep1 has this problem as the next two have much better pacing.

37. What is Vulcan Accent?

    1. Jamaican?

    2. Basically ugandan

38. Vulkan best boi no debates

39. I Love how Corvus refers to the guard as T H E W A L L O F G U N S

40. this video have a 40k of likes… thats a signal ?

41. Corvus literally just teleported behind the masque and used his spooky powers to make them run away

42. WHERES THE DOWNLOAD BUTTON I NEED TO PRESERVE THE SACRED TEXTS!?!?!?!

    1. Use IDM, they work

43. 40k likes.
    *Nice.*

44. I am so glad Im in the palace with magnus

45. Why vulkan has..african accent..

46. 9:55

    Conrad, tie your fucking laces!

    Hey, a Company of Heroes reference! Doilies probably exist in 40k too.

47. you know things are bad when the Catachan regiment has to retreat, sweet Emperor Melody!

48. I just realised this now:

    Corvus Corax is the scientific name for the common raven.

    The Primarchs colour scheme is primarily black.

    The skull on his breastplate is a birds.

    His sons are named Raven Guards.

    Whoa.

    1. You sir are quite the legend! 🙂

    2. And theres quite a lot of Edgar Allan Poe references, to boot

49. You shall not die! NO!

    Jab at captain Boreale, love it.

50. Cata chan OwO

51. 2:22 Whats the soundtrack

52. 7:41 this was of course after she stopped dating kitten🤣🤣

53. Conrad hasnt properly tied his laces since 1944.

54. I love how as long as Vulkan is on screen the background music is always either cheerful and upbeat or heroic and confident.

55. THIS IS A THING NOW.
    Hope you enjoy the pilot of this little spin-off!
    I want to make it clear though: in the future, the episodes of this spin-off will be around 5-7 minutes, not this length, Ill keep the 20+ visual stuff for the main TTS episodes.
    The only reason this one is so long is to more thouroughly establish the characters and the series concept. And because we keep scripts that are way longer than initially intended and just go with it.
    Its a bit experimental on all ends, no doubt. Definitely fun to make though.
    Expect Vulkan, Corax and their merry crusade to go forth and visit many more planets before arriving on Terra!

    1. You will never be forgotten! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    2. Theres going to be a zeno fight over terra

    3. @SirQuiffKuffs of marsbars No, Krieg has been forgiven. They are charging the Eye of Terror.

    4. A pilot he said! 5 to 7 minutes he said!

    5. he episodes of this spin-off will be around 5-7 minutes, not this length, Ill keep the 20+ visual stuff for the main TTS episodes

       So that was a fucking lie XD

56. Press 7 to go *_RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!_*

57. Corax wonders why the Jungle Fighters aren’t given flak armour, but what he doesn’t realize is that generations of living on a death world and waxing their chests gives the Jungle Fighters skin that can probably tank a bolter round. Theres a good reason some people think they’re on the verge of being abhumans and are often called baby ogryns (not to their face of course).

58. Please compile these into a download, with GWs recent IP policy change, Im worried they will try to force you and others to take down your videos.
    Text to Speech is an absolute fucking gem, and the vile Heretics at GW will never kill it!

59. Just waiting for the 40k adventures of Grim and Vulkan. Basically Spongebob and Squidward except with jamaican accents

60. From wiki, this is some of the legend about sly marbo from the catachan regiment

    Sly Marbo threw a grenade and killed five Orks. Then it exploded.

    Sly Marbo poked the Warp right in the Eye of Terror.

    A Catachan Devil once stung Sly Marbo. After 5 solar days of agonising pain, the Catachan Devil died.

    Flak Armour wears Sly Marbo for protection.

    Sly Marbo doesnt have a shadow because he scared it off.

    When Ambulls go to bed at night, they check their nests for Sly Marbo.

    The fastest way to a mans heart is with Sly Marbos blade.

    Sly Marbo once shot down a Dakkajet by pointing at it with his finger and saying bang!.

    Sly Marbo doesnt shower, he takes blood baths.

    Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed wears Sly Marbo pyjamas.

    If at first you dont succeed, youre not Sly Marbo.

    The official name for Exterminatus is Sly Marbo.

    Sly Marbo beat a Warlord Titan at arm wrestling.

    Sly Marbo hacked a Tyranid Prime to death with its own scything talon.

    Sly Marbo can run faster than a Shokkjump Dragsta.

    Sly Marbo sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

    The Cicatrix Maledictum was created when Sly Marbo sneezed.

    The first name engraved in every suit of Adeptus Custodes armour is Sly Marbo.

    Sly Marbo does not sleep. He waits…

    Sly Marbo does not go hunting because hunting implies the possibility of failure — Sly Marbo goes killing.

    Roboute Guilliman keeps an inspirational pict of Sly Marbo with him at all times.

    Sly Marbo won a staring contest with a Necron.

61. Kata-chan 😩

62. Butts

63. ‘This green, murderous marble’
    Is he talking about the Catachans or himself?

64. this video has 40k likes, no one fuck it up

65. Vukan is so cute also aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

66. magus red got kooki it haz m and m and i veri tasti

67. TTS LIVES Stomp Stomp

68. Catachan Jungle Friends

69. 4:28
    Look theyve all got two Wounds now. Getting one hugged off isnt mortal.

70. I mean victory or death is a pretty normal battle cry

71. Vulkan merch. Shirts with some variation of hug or burn on it. I desire this. Let the world display their love for the galaxys most beloved well-done cinnamon roll. I need this.

72. everyody need a bros like Vulkan!

73. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa- sly marbo

74. 27:12

    Sly Marbo is so goddamn stealthy he literally just _appears_ in the treetops.

75. Sly Mario officially cannon

76. Salamanders and Raven Guard. The chapter with the most regard for life meets the one with the best tactics. If Vulkan works together with Corvus Corax well enough, well have the Reasonable Marines.

77. I saw Magnus with the large cookie!

78. Conrad, TIE YOUR FRACKIN LACES !
    Is that … a fucking Compagny of Heroes 1 reference ?

79. That poor fucking toad lmao, just wanted a snack and it gets chucked out of orbit, its not its fault its a extremely poisonous warhead

80. WE MUST BOOP THE SNOOT!1!!!11

81. Astro path is best girl

82. I miss this spin-off more then is probably healthy

83. 10:35 I love how Corvuss mere presence absolutely terrified the Masque of Slaanesh. The primarchs are not ones you want to make your enemies.

84. This of course was after she stopped dating Kitten
    So it *is* canon…

85. 40k likes nice

86. 15:30

87. Magnus the Red!
    *Planet Magnus is holding turns into a rainbow chocolate chip cookie*

88. ya gotta luv Vulkan mon

89. Vulcan lives! *stomp stomp*

90. Jamaican Vulcan is canon now

91. The two types of edgy:
    – Konrad Curze, who tries to way too hard
    – Corvus Corax, who actually makes it look cool. Kinda.

92. Cata-can kill you. Cata-will. Mother Nature that cat-ty bich. As always, do copious amounts of drugs and we shall find the omnisaecopia

93. I like to imagine that when the salamanders find Vulcan on some random volcanic rock, they will act like two best friends meeting

94. Colonel Iron Hand is truly inspirational

95. Does anyone notice how the astropath of the Salamanders is THICC and has a really seducing, innocent, and soothing voice. PRAISE THE EMPEROR!!!!

96. And wye u thought the text to speech device series and the podcast were great, boy this is going to be better that the duck dodgers spin-off series

97. Vulkan is best boy you cannot change my mind

98. This planet is the games workshop planet

    1. No I think that’s Jopall

99. Knowing this will never have an ending breaks my heart.

    1. @Noah C crossing fingers here.

    2. 😨😭😢😢

    3. Dont worry, it will. The series is just on an indefinite hiatus, not cancelled.

100. Sly marbo is the only astra militarum figure I own

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